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Have you ever called a travel agent and asked for budget-friendly options? It's like asking a kid in a candy store to recommend the healthiest snacks. "Sure, you can save money if you're okay with accommodations that may or may not have been featured on a crime documentary.
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I asked my travel agent for a 'hidden gem' destination, and they sent me to a place so hidden, even Google Maps was like, "I'm sorry, I have no idea where that is." Turns out, it was a secret hideout for mosquitoes.
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Ever notice how travel agents always use photos that make destinations look like paradise on Earth? It's like the world is filled with perfectly manicured gardens and people perpetually having a photoshoot. Then you arrive, and it's more like a DIY survival challenge.
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I love how travel agents use words like "cozy" and "quaint" to describe hotel rooms. Translation: you'll be sharing a bed with a lamp, and the bathroom is so small you have to go outside just to change your mind.
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You know you're dealing with a seasoned travel agent when they can describe an airport layover as an "exciting cultural pitstop." Yes, because there's nothing like experiencing the unique flavors of fast food from around the world in a bustling terminal.
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Travel agents have this magical ability to make you believe that upgrading to first class is just a slight detour from your original frugal intentions. "Oh, you were planning on saving money? But have you considered the joy of sipping champagne while others are squished like sardines back there?
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I went to a travel agent the other day, and I asked them to plan a relaxing beach vacation. They handed me an itinerary that had more activities than my normal workweek. Apparently, 'relaxing' now includes extreme parasailing and sandcastle architecture competitions.
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You ever notice how travel agents are like the wizards of vacation planning? They wave their computer mouse instead of a wand and, poof, suddenly you're booked for a magical journey to a place you can't even pronounce.
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Travel agents are the only people who can make you feel guilty about not taking a vacation. "You haven't traveled in a year? What are you, allergic to adventure? Get out there and embrace your inner explorer... and bring your credit card while you're at it.
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