8+ Best One Liners Jokes For trait

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still building up to it.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough, but I couldn't make enough bread to make a living.

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