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Traits also extend to how people handle stress. Some folks turn into walking mindfulness gurus, meditating and taking deep breaths. Meanwhile, I stress eat, and my version of meditation is watching cat videos until the existential dread subsides.
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Have you ever met someone who's always early? I mean, these people show up to your funeral five minutes before you even die. They're probably the reason the saying "time is of the essence" exists – because they're trying to save some!
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And finally, the trait of procrastination. We've all mastered the art of delaying things. I once procrastinated so hard; I ended up watching a documentary on procrastination instead of doing my actual work. Talk about irony!
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We all have that one friend who's the eternal optimist. You could tell them your house is on fire, and they'd be like, "Well, at least it's a great opportunity for a barbecue!" It's like they have a positivity potion hidden in their pocket.
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Ever notice how people become amateur weather forecasters when it's about to rain? "Oh, my knee is acting up; it's definitely going to pour." I'm just here trying to figure out if I need an umbrella or if I can use my empty coffee cup as makeshift protection.
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Let's talk about the trait of being overly organized. These are the people who label their label maker and color-coordinate their socks. Meanwhile, I can't even find matching socks, let alone categorize them based on their emotional well-being.
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Traits are interesting; they're like the ingredients in the recipe of life. Some people have the perfect blend, while others are walking around like a questionable casserole. I mean, who decided that the trait of singing poorly in the shower was necessary for survival? Probably someone who's never heard me attempt "Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Now, let's talk about the trait of being a morning person. I'm convinced they have a secret society. They're up at 5 AM, doing yoga, drinking green smoothies, and the rest of us are just trying to remember where we left our car keys the night before. I think they're the reason coffee was invented.
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You ever notice how everyone claims to be a great multitasker nowadays? Like, "Oh yeah, I can work on my laptop, answer emails, and watch Netflix all at the same time." But the moment someone asks me to talk on the phone and tie my shoelaces simultaneously, suddenly I'm a circus act.
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