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What did the grape do in the traffic jam? It just 'wine'-d about the slow movement!
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Why did the bicycle refuse to enter the traffic jam? It didn't want to get caught in a 'cycle' of congestion!
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Why did the tomato turn red in the traffic jam? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor after being in a traffic jam? It had a bad peel-ing!
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I was stuck in traffic behind a bakery truck. I could smell the loaf-ty aroma from a mile away!
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Why was the math book unhappy in the traffic jam? It had too many problems!
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Why did the computer get stuck in the traffic jam? It had too many 'data' entry points!
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Traffic jams are the only place where you witness people passionately defending their parking skills. 'I didn't just cut you off, I executed a flawless merge maneuver!' Yeah, sure, buddy.
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Being stuck in traffic is like being in a very slow, unmoving parade. Except instead of floats and bands, you've got frustrated drivers and the occasional enthusiastic horn solo.
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You ever notice how during a traffic jam, suddenly everyone becomes a traffic expert? 'If we all just shifted lanes simultaneously, we could solve this!' Yeah, because synchronized driving is definitely our forte.
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Whoever thought rush hour was a good idea clearly didn't consider the fact that nobody's in a rush and everybody's losing their hour. It's more like a 'sit still and ponder life' hour, really.
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Ever get stuck behind a driver who treats the accelerator like a hesitant toddler at a diving board? 'Should I? Shouldn't I?' Just take the plunge, Karen, we've got places to be!
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You know what's the silver lining in a traffic jam? The quality time you get to spend with your car. 'Hey there, old faithful dashboard. Shall we sing a duet to pass the time?'
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Traffic jams are like the ultimate puzzle game. Can you find the hidden route that Google Maps missed? Spoiler alert: It's usually a tiny alleyway that's barely wide enough for a bicycle.
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Traffic jams are the ultimate test of human patience. It's like a game of 'who can resist honking the longest?' Spoiler alert: nobody wins.
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They say time flies when you're having fun. Clearly, they've never been stuck in traffic. Time doesn't just crawl, it takes a leisurely stroll while stopping to admire the brake lights.
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