6 Jokes For Traffic Jam

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Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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I was in a traffic jam so long, I started to contemplate life, the universe, and why the car in front had a 'honk if you're happy' bumper sticker!
I was in such a bad traffic jam that I considered buying a helicopter instead of a car – at least I'd have an escape route!
I got frustrated sitting in traffic until I realized it's just a parking lot in motion!
Why don't traffic jams ever go to parties? Because they always get too jammed up!
Sitting in a traffic jam is like having a meeting where no one knows when it'll end – just a lot of honking and nobody moving!
Sitting in a traffic jam is the only time you'll find people using turn signals as a form of communication!

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