7 Jokes For Toy Soldier

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Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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Why did the toy soldier refuse to fight in the toy war? He was a conscientious objector!
Why did the toy soldier go to therapy? He needed to work on his 'arm'-chair psychology!
Why did the toy soldier become a chef? He wanted to make 'mince-meat' out of the competition!
What did the toy soldier say to the noisy drum? 'You're really beating up the place!
Why did the toy soldier go to therapy? He had too much baggage from the past.
What did one toy soldier say to the other at the toy hospital? 'I'm here for a little plastic surgery!
Why did the toy soldier enroll in acting school? He wanted to improve his 'stand'-up routine!

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