6+ Best One Liners Jokes For toy soldier

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My toy soldier friend tried to join a rock band, but they said he couldn't 'drum' up enough enthusiasm!

My toy soldier friend is always the first to volunteer. I guess he's used to being on the front line!

I asked my toy soldier friend if he ever gets tired. He said, 'No, I'm always standing at attention!

My toy soldier friend always stays positive. He's a little plastic ray of sunshine!

I tried to tell a toy soldier a joke, but he didn't laugh. I guess he had a stiff sense of humor!

I asked my toy soldier if he was good at math. He said, 'I'm excellent at counting seconds in formation!

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