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I noticed the more elaborate the tip jar, the guiltier you feel if you don't tip. It's like, "I just wanted a coffee, not to finance your dream of opening a gourmet biscuit stand.
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Tip jars are like tiny investment portfolios. You're putting money into the hopes that this barista's latte art skills will appreciate over time. It's like the stock market, but with more caffeine.
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I saw a tip jar that said, "Tips appreciated but not required." It's like they're giving you the option to be a decent human being or the Scrooge of the coffee shop. No pressure.
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The tip jar is the unsung hero of the coffee shop. It sees all, quietly judging your tipping decisions, yet never revealing its true feelings. If tip jars could talk, we'd all be in therapy.
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Tip jars are the only place where spare change becomes a moral dilemma. "Do I want this shiny quarter, or do I want to be a decent person today?" It's like a coin flip for your conscience.
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You ever see those tip jars with the clever rhymes to guilt you into tipping? "A tip a day keeps the barista's landlord away." Now I'm not just buying coffee; I'm preventing evictions.
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Tip jars are like the performance reviews for coffee shops. You stand there, trying to decide if your barista deserves that extra dollar. It's the only time you'll question your coffee-buying ethics.
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You ever notice how tip jars have become the silent judges of our generosity? I mean, it's like a tiny applause for your moral character. "Oh, you only tipped a quarter? Looks like you're not getting into heaven's VIP lounge.
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I noticed a tip jar that said, "Tips help us stay caffeinated and sane." Well, that's a two-for-one deal I can get behind. I'm not just tipping; I'm contributing to mental health in the coffee industry.
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