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Struggling Stand-Up Comedian
Chasing laughs while avoiding empty pockets
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I overheard someone saying, "I'd tip this comedian, but my laughter is my contribution." That's sweet, but my landlord doesn't accept laughs as rent. If they did, I'd be living in a palace.
Unemployed Philosopher
Pondering the meaning of tips while wondering where the next meal is coming from
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I saw a tip jar with a note that said, "Tips for deep thoughts." I thought, "Sure, here's a tip: don't think too deeply about the fact that you're tipping a philosopher who can't afford dinner.
Broke Barista
Balancing coffee beans and dreams on a budget
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The tip jar at my favorite coffee place has a sign that says, "Help us make ends meet." I didn't know they meant both espresso and financial ends. I just wanted a cup of joe, not a financial investment.
Struggling Musician
Trying to make a living one tip at a time
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I put my guitar case out for tips, and a guy walked by and said, "Here's a tip: get a real job." I thought, "If you're hiring, I take tips in the form of a paycheck.
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