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You ever buy a new phone and spend hours picking the perfect wallpaper? As if that's the key to a happy life. It's like telling yourself, "I may not have it all together, but at least my home screen looks fantastic." Priorities, right?
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You know you're adulting when you get excited about buying new curtains. I got these blackout curtains with extra tint. Now, my bedroom is so dark that even my ambitions need a flashlight to find their way in.
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I tried using those self-tanning lotions once. I ended up with a tint that screamed, "I just wrestled a bag of Cheetos." I thought I'd have a sun-kissed glow, but I got more of a "I forgot how to apply lotion evenly" look.
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I recently got a pair of those blue light-blocking glasses, you know, to protect my eyes from screens. Now, my whole life has a tint of amber. I feel like I'm living in a perpetual sunset. I'm just waiting for someone to hand me a piña colada.
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I went to the optometrist, and they asked, "Which is better, one or two?" I'm just sitting there squinting like I'm deciphering an ancient code. Can't you just give me a prescription with a "This one's good for seeing stuff" label?
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I love how TV shows always portray people waking up with perfectly messy hair. In reality, I wake up with a hairstyle that's a cross between a bird's nest and a tornado. Hollywood, give us some realism – where's my morning tint of chaos?
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Why do we even have different colors of toothpaste? There's blue, green, red – I just want a minty fresh mouth, not a psychedelic dental experience. I feel like my morning routine turned into a trip to the toothpaste rainbow.
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They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, my prescription must have expired because I've been binge-watching cat videos online. I call it my daily tint of therapy – nothing brightens your day like a clumsy cat knocking things off a shelf.
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You ever notice how car windows have that tint that's supposed to protect you from the sun? It's like the car's way of saying, "I've got SPF 50, don't worry about me. Just enjoy the ride and let me handle the rays.
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Have you ever tried picking out a paint color for your walls? There are more shades of white than there are words for snow. I walked into the store thinking I'd get "regular white," but nope, there's "cloud white," "ivory white," "polar bear white"... I just wanted "I'm-an-adult-and-I-don't-have-time-for-this white.
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