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The Budget-Minded Customer
Wanting the benefits of tint without breaking the bank
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I had a guy say, "I want tint, but I want it to be so light that I can barely tell it's there." I'm thinking, "Sir, that's called a sunroof. Enjoy the illusion of tint without compromising your budget.
The Paranoid Driver
Struggling between privacy concerns and being able to see the road
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I had a lady ask for tint that blocks paparazzi cameras. I was like, "Ma'am, unless you're secretly a Hollywood A-lister, I think you're overestimating the interest in your daily commute to the grocery store.
The Car Enthusiast
Balancing the desire for sleek aesthetics with legal limitations
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Car enthusiasts talk about window tint like it's a secret superhero upgrade. "This tint adds 10 horsepower and the ability to blend into traffic undetected." I'm like, "I'm pretty sure your Honda Civic is not joining the Avengers anytime soon.
The Window Tint Installer
Dealing with customers who want the darkest tint legally possible
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I had a customer who asked for the "super secret, ninja assassin, can't-see-me-at-all tint." I was like, "Congratulations, you now have the Batmobile, but good luck finding it in the parking lot.
The Forgetful Tint Customer
Coming back to the shop multiple times for adjustments because they keep forgetting their preferences
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Forgetful customers are the best. They're like, "I don't remember what tint I chose last time, but surprise me." I'm thinking, "Sure thing. Your car will now randomly switch between 'shady character' and 'transparent citizen' every other week.
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