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What's a snail's favorite type of music? Snailegant, top-tier symphonies!
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Why did the artist succeed? They mastered the art of elevating their craft!
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Why did the vegetable get promoted? Because it was at the top of the 'produce' tier!
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My friend asked me to rank our friendship. I told them it's top-tier, but with occasional glitches!
The High-Tier Pet!
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Have you seen these folks with high-tier pets? They're walking around with a chihuahua that has a better skincare routine than me. That dog's got an Instagram account with more followers than my entire family!
The Luxury Gym!
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Joined a luxury gym once. They said it comes with a personal trainer. What they didn't mention? He's also a motivational speaker. Tried doing squats, and he yelled, Lift those spirits, then maybe the bar!
Concierge Services!
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I stayed at a top-tier hotel once. They had a concierge service for everything. I asked them where the nearest McDonald's was, and they sent a butler to escort me. Thought I was getting a ride, but nope! He just whispered, Turn left, and embrace the fries.
First-Class Fitness!
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I tried the tier-one gym membership once. Walked in, and they handed me a gold-plated dumbbell. You lift it, and suddenly, your muscles grow... a subscription fee!
The VIP Coffee!
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I went to this top-tier coffee shop the other day. I asked for a regular coffee, and they gave me a cup that whispered motivational quotes. The barista looked at me and said, This isn’t just coffee; it’s a life coach.
Economy vs. Tier!
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You know, in airplanes, there's always that smug guy in first class, sipping champagne. Meanwhile, I'm in economy, just happy if my seat leans back without snapping off.
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