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The Tech Support Specialist
Explaining simple tech solutions to people who think the computer is out to get them.
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Had a customer complain their computer was too slow. I asked, "How many tabs do you have open?" They said, "I don't know, like, 50?" I said, "Your computer's on a diet, and you're force-feeding it data.
The Overly Enthusiastic Personal Trainer
Trying to motivate clients who treat the gym like a social club.
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I asked a client to do jumping jacks, and he started doing the "Carlton Dance" from Fresh Prince. I didn't have the heart to tell him it's not a cardio workout, but I did join in for a quick cha-cha-cha.
The Coffee Shop Barista
Dealing with customers who think ordering a complicated drink is a personality trait.
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Someone asked for a non-fat, sugar-free, gluten-free, vegan latte. I handed them an empty cup and said, "Enjoy!
The Traffic Cop
Dealing with drivers who believe traffic rules are mere suggestions.
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Someone tried to talk their way out of a ticket by saying they were in a rush to a job interview. I said, "Great, maybe your new employer can give you a crash course on traffic laws.
The HR Specialist
Navigating office dynamics and employee quirks.
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Had an employee ask for a mental health day because they were stressed. I said, "Sure, take the day off." They responded, "Great, I'll be online in an hour; just need to unwind with some Netflix." Ah, the modern definition of "mental health day.
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