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Why did the tie apply for a job? It wanted to climb the corporate knot-ladder!
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What do you call a necktie that can play the piano? A sharp-dressed man!
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Why did the tie bring a map to the party? It wanted to make sure it wasn't lost in tie-lation!
Tie Me Up
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My girlfriend asked me to tie me up to add some thrill in the bedroom. I thought, Sure, I can do that! So I bought a 200-foot extension cord, and now she's basically a human Roomba. I call it the domestic adventure, and my living room has never been cleaner.
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My wife said she wanted to bring some Fifty Shades of Grey into our relationship. So, last night, I painted the bedroom gray and hung up 50 ties. I thought she'd be impressed, but she just looked around and said, Honey, this isn't what I meant. Now I have a monochromatic bedroom and 50 confused ties.
Tie Me Up
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My husband said he wanted to try something adventurous, so I told him to tie me up. Next thing I know, I'm wrapped in duct tape like a mummy. I said, Honey, this is a bit extreme. He looked at me and said, Well, the tape was on sale. I thought I'd go for the budget-friendly option.
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My partner suggested we try some light bondage, so I went to the store to buy some silk ties. Little did I know, they're more expensive than I thought. Now, I'm just hoping my landlord doesn't notice when I pay my rent in neckwear. It's the new currency, trust me!
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tie her up and role-play as a burglar. I was excited until she handed me a script. Now, not only am I robbing my own house, but I have to remember lines like I'm in some bizarre episode of a home invasion sitcom. Give me all your jewelry, and make it convincing!
Tie Me Up
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My wife wanted to add some spice to our love life, so she handed me a bunch of scarves and said, Tie me up! Now every time I walk into the bedroom, it looks like we're preparing for a magic show. I even got a top hat to complete the ensemble. And now, for my next trick...
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My girlfriend told me to tie me up and surprise her. So, I thought, why not use Christmas lights? Now, not only is she tied up, but the room looks festive, and I've inadvertently created a holiday-themed romance novel cover. Under the mistletoe and tangled in love.
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My date mentioned she likes a man who can take charge, so I confidently said, I can do that! Little did I know, she meant tying knots, not leading a business meeting. Now I'm brushing up on my sailor skills, thinking, I hope she's into maritime authority because I'm about to become the captain of awkward situations!
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My date told me she's into bondage, and I thought, Great, we're on the same page! But then she handed me a manual on how to tie intricate knots. I mean, I struggle with shoelaces; now I'm expected to turn the bedroom into a Boy Scouts campsite? I told her I'll bring Velcro next time.
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You know, my wife told me to add a little excitement to our relationship, so I suggested trying something new. She said, Tie me up! So now every morning, I'm like a master sailor practicing my knots. I've even considered entering a nautical knot-tying competition. Who knew spicing things up would turn me into a maritime expert?
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