7 Jokes For Tie Me Up

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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My tie and I are on a seafood diet. We see food, and we tie it up!

What do you call a tie that tells jokes? A comedi-tie!

I asked my tie for fashion advice. It said, 'Knot a problem!

My tie and I have a lot in common. We both know how to hold things together!

I told my tie a joke. It didn't laugh, but at least it didn't knot up!

I accidentally spilled coffee on my tie. Now it's espresso-pressed!

I tried to break up with my tie, but it was too attached!

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