6 Jokes For Thyme

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Updated on: May 20 2025

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Why did the herb go to school? It wanted to be a little bit wiser, one sprig at a thyme!
Why did the chef plant thyme in his garden? He wanted to grow a seasoning of laughter!
Why did the parsley break up with the thyme? It wanted some space!
My friend said he could finish cooking in no thyme. I guess he was just seasoning the moment!
Why did the herb go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage and needed to thyme out.
I told my friend I'm writing a book about herbs. He said, 'That sounds like a novel thyme!

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