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Why did the herb start a band? It wanted to be part of the thyme of its life!
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What do herbs say when they apologize? 'Lettuce romaine friends, it's just a little thyme!
Herb Therapy Session
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I went to a therapist who suggested using thyme to relax. Now I spend my evenings surrounded by herbs, talking about my problems to a bunch of leaves. I call it herb therapy. My basil says I need to work on my seasoningality.
Herb Wars
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I got into a fight with my neighbor over thyme. It escalated quickly. Next thing I knew, we were having a full-blown herb war. Forget water balloons; we were tossing basil and oregano at each other. It was like a spicy version of Braveheart.
Spicy Romance
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I tried to impress my date by cooking a fancy dinner with thyme. Turns out, she's allergic. Now our love story is less Notebook and more Emergency Room Drama. Who knew thyme could spice up a romance so much?
Herbal Wisdom
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I asked a wise old sage for advice, and he handed me a bunch of thyme. I guess he misunderstood the concept of sage advice. Now I'm trying to make decisions based on the wisdom of herbs. Spoiler alert: it's not working.
Thyme Management Expert
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I hired a thyme management expert to help me organize my life. Now my schedule is so well-seasoned, I'm late for everything because I keep stopping to smell the thyme. Time flies when you're having seasoning.
Thyme Capsule Mishap
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I tried burying a thyme capsule to preserve memories for future generations. Turns out, thyme isn't a great preservative. Now they're going to open it and find a soggy mess of regrets and moldy aspirations. Oops!
Thyme Machine Therapy
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I decided to combine time travel and therapy. Now, instead of dealing with my issues, I just hop into my thyme machine and avoid them altogether. The only problem is, I keep running into versions of myself who still haven't figured things out. It's like a support group for past and future me – we're all thyme travelers on the struggle bus.
Thyme Machine Upgrade
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I upgraded my time machine with a sprinkle of thyme, thinking it would make it more efficient. Now it doesn't go backward or forward; it just keeps looping back to lunchtime. I'm stuck in a perpetual loop of ham sandwiches and regret.
Herb Fitness Regimen
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I started a new fitness regimen with thyme. Every time I exercise, I sprinkle thyme to add flavor to my sweat. Now I'm not just getting fit; I'm marinating myself. I call it the Herb-body Experience.
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