5 Jokes For Three Hundred

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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The Time-Strapped Parent

Juggling the needs of "three hundred" errands
I tried to explain the concept of "three hundred" to my kids. They thought it was the number of times they could ask, "Are we there yet?" on a road trip. I corrected them: it's per hour, not per trip.

The Fast Food Worker

Serving "three hundred" customers during lunch rush
I served three hundred people in an hour, and one guy asked for a refund because his fries were cold. I wanted to say, "Dude, you're lucky they made it out of the kitchen. Half the time, my coffee is still brewing when customers order it.

The Math Teacher

Grappling with the number "three hundred"
Teaching about three hundred is tough. I asked a student to solve a problem, and he said, "Why bother when there are three hundred apps that can do it for me?

The Tech Geek

Grappling with a three hundred gigabyte limit
Trying to stay under a three hundred gigabyte limit is like trying to keep a goldfish in a shot glass. I delete files, and somehow, my computer's just like, "Nope, still too much cat video storage.

The Fitness Trainer

Dealing with the idea of burning "three hundred" calories
My client complained about having to burn three hundred calories daily. I told them it's just like taking a walk. They replied, "Can it be a walk to the fridge? It's almost the same distance.

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