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Have you ever had someone ask you for help, and all they give you is a vague, two-word note like "three hole"? It's like being a detective in a mystery novel, but instead of solving a crime, you're deciphering someone's cryptic Post-it note. I mean, there are so many things with three holes in this world, and yet, it's still the most confusing two words I've ever received. It's like trying to understand a toddler's finger painting—it might mean something profound, or it could just be a colorful mess.
Maybe one day, I'll crack the code of the "three hole." Until then, I'll just keep wondering if it's a secret message or a reminder to buy more donuts.
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You know, I got some notes from my ghostwriter the other day, and it just said "three hole." Now, I don't know if they're giving me golf advice or if they're talking about a bizarre bowling technique. I mean, seriously, if you're gonna leave me a cryptic message, at least add some context! I tried to decipher it, though. I thought, maybe it's a reminder about this mysterious third hole we've all been missing in our lives. Maybe it's that secret compartment in your sofa where all the lost socks vanish, or perhaps it's where your missing pens congregate. But nope, turns out, it's just a note about a household item. The disappointment was real.
It's like getting a fortune cookie that says, "You will breathe air today." Thanks for the news flash, Confucius!
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You ever notice how some things have three holes, and it's like they're messing with your head? I mean, look at a bowling ball. It's got three holes, right? But it's not for your fingers; it's for the Illuminati to keep an eye on you while you're trying to have fun! And what's the deal with donuts? Three holes! It's like they're trying to confuse us. You bite into a donut, and you're like, "Wait a minute, where did my donut go?" It's just a sugary vortex of confusion!
Even worse, belts! You've got the buckle and two holes, but we all know you only use one. Are we playing some kind of holey mind game with our pants?
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So, I'm thinking about these three-hole things, and I stumble upon a golf course. You know, golf, that game where you chase a tiny ball for miles and then blame the club for your lack of skills. I'm staring at this golf course, and I'm like, "Aha! This is the three-hole mystery they were talking about." But turns out, it's not a riddle; it's just a sport trying to make walking interesting.
You've got these tiny holes on a massive lawn, and the challenge is to put the ball in the hole while trying not to hit trees, lakes, or innocent bystanders. If I wanted stress and confusion, I'd balance my checkbook!
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