7 Jokes For Three Hole

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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I've decided to take up sewing. I've already made three holes in my fingers!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug - that's how I ended up with a three-hole puncher!
I wanted to become a tailor, but after sewing three holes in my shirt, I realized it wasn't my 'seam' of expertise!
I tried making a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now I have three holes in my wrist!
I tried to fix my punctured tire with three patches. Now it looks like a piece of 'holey' art!
I started a band with two friends. We're called 'The Tri-Holes' - we play music with instruments that have three holes!
I accidentally dropped my watch into the blender. Now, it's a wristwatch with three extra holes!

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