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Why did the three-fingered comedian become a gardener? He had a natural talent for planting jokes!
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Why did the three-fingered chef make the best salads? Because he had a great grip on the greens!
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What do you call a three-fingered monkey swinging from a tree? A handful of mischief!
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I heard about a three-fingered keyboard player. They said he had a 'key' to success – and it wasn't Ctrl+Alt+Del!
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What did the three-fingered sloth say to the tree? Hang in there with me!
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I recently met someone who types with just three fingers. I thought they were being efficient until I realized they were using one finger for each word. It's like a slow-motion text message.
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Three fingers – the perfect excuse for when you accidentally flip someone off. 'No, no, I was just waving, you know, with that extra aggressive finger.'
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I was at a magic show, and the magician asked for a volunteer. I raised my hand, and he said, 'No, not you with the three fingers – I need someone with a full hand. We're not doing partial illusions tonight.'
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I tried to start a trend of three-finger selfies. Turns out, people were more concerned about looking like they were holding an invisible sandwich rather than being part of the latest social media craze.
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I tried to teach my cat to high-five with three fingers. Now, every time I put my hand out, it looks like he's auditioning for a role in a feline adaptation of 'The Three Musketeers.' All for one, and one for... well, three.
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I asked my friend why he always gives a three-fingered salute. He said it's a subtle way of letting people know he's part of the exclusive 'I can count to three' club. It's a small club, but they're very committed.
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You ever notice how three fingers is the perfect number for an impromptu dance move? Just wave your three fingers in the air like you just don't care, and voila, you're the life of the party!
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I tried to join a secret society once, but they said I needed a special handshake with three fingers. I couldn't even get past the application process because apparently, two fingers are just too mainstream.
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Three fingers – the universal sign for 'I can't decide if I want to wave or give a peace sign, so here's a compromise.' It's like the diplomatic version of hand gestures.
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