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I recently attended a tech conference, and instead of clapping after a presentation, everyone did the three-finger snap. It felt like we were applauding, but also secretly plotting to overthrow the PowerPoint.
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I asked my nephew for a high five, and he gave me a three-fingered fist bump. Kids these days, always innovating. I didn't know if I should be proud or confused about the future of greetings.
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You ever notice how when you're trying to discreetly wave at someone across the room, you end up doing this awkward three-finger salute? It's like, "Am I saying hello or auditioning for a secret spy agency?
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You know you're in for an interesting day when you wake up and realize you've been sleeping with your hand in the three-finger gang sign. I must have had some intense dreams about joining a hand-based cult.
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Have you ever been so tired that when someone asks for a thumbs up, you accidentally give them the three-finger salute? It's like my hand has a mind of its own, and that mind is half asleep.
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I accidentally signed a document with the three-finger method. Now my signature looks more like a covert mission code name than my actual name. Agent Three-Finger reporting for everyday life.
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I tried to give my friend a high five, but he was feeling a bit fancy, so he gave me the three-finger handshake. I didn't know if I should reciprocate or challenge him to a thumb war.
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My phone's fingerprint scanner doesn't recognize my three-fingered attempts. It's like my device is judging me, saying, "Sorry, mate, but that's not a fingerprint; that's a cry for help.
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I was at a fancy restaurant the other day, and the waiter handed me the menu with three fingers. I thought, "Is this a Michelin-starred joint or an alien embassy? Either way, I'll have the spaghetti.
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