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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I love how 'though' can turn any sentence into a rollercoaster ride. 'I'm on a diet, though that cake looks amazing!' The struggle is real, folks.
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You ever try to give advice that starts with 'though'? It's like saying, 'I'm about to be super subtle about telling you what you're doing wrong.'
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My brain's favorite word during decision-making: 'I want to save money, though those shoes are calling my name louder than my wallet!'
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Relationships are like 'though' statements. 'I love you, though you ate the last slice of pizza.' That's a test of love right there!
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I think 'though' was invented by parents. 'I'm proud of you, though you didn't clean your room.' It's a congratulatory scolding.
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Procrastination in a nutshell: 'I'll start that diet... though, maybe after I finish this pizza.'
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Ever notice how 'though' is the polite way of saying, 'I'm about to drop a truth bomb on you' in a conversation?
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The though part about online shopping is when the package arrives and you're like, 'Great, now I have to hide it from myself so I don't spoil the surprise!'
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You can always spot trouble when someone says, 'I mean no offense, though...' Buckle up, folks, here comes the offense!
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