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I was watching a cooking show, and the chef said, "Add a pinch of salt." I thought, "Sure, a pinch." But have you tried pinching salt? That stuff is slippery. I ended up with a handful of salt and a confused expression. "Well, I tried, though.
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You ever get a new phone and spend the first few days being super careful with it? You place it on a soft surface, avoid water like it's the plague, and then, "Oh, it's just a little scratch." Next thing you know, you're texting underwater with a cracked screen. "I thought it was waterproof, though.
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You ever look at your to-do list and think, "I'll do that tomorrow"? And then tomorrow comes, and you move it to the next day. It's like you're passing your responsibilities around, playing a game of hot potato with your tasks. "I'll get to it eventually, though.
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Have you ever tried to discreetly scratch an itch in public? You do the little wiggle, like you're dancing to an invisible beat, hoping no one notices. But then, someone catches you, and you have to play it off like you were just practicing your dance moves. "Smooth moves, though.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. "This one has a scrubby side, though." It's the little things in life that bring us joy, like discovering the wonders of a dual-sided sponge.
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You ever notice how people always say, "I'm not a morning person," right after they wake up? It's like, yeah, we can tell. You look like a grumpy cat on a Monday morning. "I need my coffee, though." No kidding, Karen. We all do.
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You ever notice that when you can't find something, someone always suggests, "Did you check the last place you left it?" Oh, thanks, Sherlock. I was planning on searching the first place twice. "I did, though.
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Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak? It's like we're convincing ourselves, "Maybe if I push the volume button hard enough, the energy from my frustration will power it up." It never works, though.
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I love how we call it "falling asleep." It sounds so graceful, like we're gently descending into a realm of dreams. But in reality, it's more like collapsing into a heap of exhaustion. "I fell asleep on the couch again. It's a nightly ritual, though.
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