7 Jokes For Thirty Seconds

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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I told my friend I could eat a whole pizza in thirty seconds. He said, 'What's the rush? It's not going anywhere!
I tried to make a joke in thirty seconds. It took me a minute – I guess I'm on the slow side of humor.
I challenged my friend to a staring contest for thirty seconds. It ended in a tie – neither of us could keep a straight face!
I asked my friend to time me while I juggle. Turns out, I can't juggle and count to thirty at the same time.
Why did the math book take thirty seconds to open? It had too many problems!
I tried to teach my dog to sit in thirty seconds. Now I have a dog who thinks 'sit' means 'run around like crazy.
I told my friend I can finish a puzzle in thirty seconds. He bet me a dollar, but I didn't have time to finish explaining it's a one-piece puzzle!

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