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They say patience is a virtue, but whoever said that clearly never had to endure the excruciating countdown of "thirty seconds" on a microwave. Time slows down to a snail's pace.
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Ever notice how when someone says they'll be back in "thirty seconds," you might as well get comfortable because you're in for a wait longer than a Marvel movie's end credits?
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I've realized that "thirty seconds" is my measure of time for most activities. "I'll be ready in thirty seconds," I say, as I attempt to beat my personal record for getting dressed.
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Trying to defrost something in the microwave feels like a high-stakes game show. "Will it be ice or edible in the next thirty seconds? Stay tuned for the thrilling defrosting finale!
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You ever notice how "thirty seconds" in the microwave is the culinary equivalent of a blink? It's like, "Dinner's ready!" blink "Well, almost ready, give it another thirty seconds!
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The microwave is the only place where thirty seconds feels like both an eternity and the blink of an eye. It's like a time-warping kitchen appliance.
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Microwave etiquette is a delicate dance. Ever notice how the last few seconds of those thirty always feel like a race against time? It's like defusing a culinary bomb.
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Thirty seconds" is the universal excuse for procrastination. "I'll start that task in thirty seconds," I say as I hit snooze on productivity for the umpteenth time.
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You know you're an adult when waiting for your food to heat up for thirty seconds becomes the highlight of your day. It's like a mini time-out from adulthood.
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