5 Jokes About Thirsty Hoes

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Updated on: Dec 25 2024

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Social Media Influencer

Dealing with followers' constant need for attention
I've got fans thirstier than a desert in summer! They'll do anything for a follow-back - maybe I should start selling 'Thirsty Hoe' merch!

Fitness Trainer

Managing clients obsessed with hydration
Trying to teach moderation in hydration to my clients is like convincing a fish to stay out of water - impossible!

Plumber

Fixing leaks and dealing with water issues
I told this leaky faucet it needs to chill out - it's behaving like it’s auditioning for the role of 'Thirsty Hoe of the Year!'

Bartender

Dealing with overly eager customers
These customers are thirstier than a camel in a desert marathon! They see a bartender and suddenly their vocal cords turn into a request hotline!

Farmer

Dealing with thirsty crops
I tried talking to my veggies about their hydration issues. I said, 'Guys, you're making me look bad. Can't be seen favoring one plant over the other, equality in watering!'

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