5 Jokes About Themselves

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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Tech Troubles

Dealing with the ever-evolving world of technology
My phone keeps autocorrecting my texts to things that make no sense. I texted my boss, "I'll be there in a sex," instead of "sec." Now I have to find a new job.

Cooking Catastrophes

Trying to impress someone with cooking skills
I thought I'd impress my friends with homemade pizza. Let's just say, I should have left it to the professionals. My pizza was so thin; it looked like it had just come out of a juice cleanse.

Morning Routine Madness

Trying to be a morning person when you're not
I thought exercising in the morning would be a good idea. Now, my yoga mat has seen more sunrise than I have. It's basically living its best life while I'm down there struggling to touch my toes, or as I like to call it, "the morning limbo.

Fitness Fiascos

Attempting a new workout routine
I bought a treadmill thinking it would magically turn me into a fitness enthusiast. It turns out, the only thing getting a workout is my guilt every time I walk past it, giving me that judgmental stare. It's like, "Hey, remember me? I exist.

Dating Disasters

Navigating the world of online dating
I went on a date with someone who described themselves as "adventurous." Turns out, their idea of adventure is trying a new flavor of ice cream. I was expecting bungee jumping; they were thinking chocolate swirl.

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