11+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For the thumb

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What did the thumb say to the hammer? 'You really nailed it!

Why did the thumb enroll in cooking classes? It wanted to learn how to 'thumb'ble delicious recipes!

What did the thumb say to the pencil? 'You're pointless without me!

Why was the thumb always positive? It knew how to stay 'thumb'-b up in any situation!

What did the thumb say to the other fingers? 'I'm in charge here, so don't get too handsy!

Why did the thumb break up with the index finger? It wanted some space!

Did you hear about the thumb that was a stand-up comedian? It always had a good grip on the audience!

Why did the thumb go to therapy? It had too many pressing issues!

How did the thumb get its superpower? It was bitten by a radioactive hand!

What do you call a thumb with a sense of humor? A jokester in hand!

What did the thumb say to the pinky? 'You're a little finger, but you're a big deal!

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