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The Hitchhiker's Thumb
Trying to catch a ride with a thumb that's more of a pinky.
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I tried to get a ride the other day, and the driver pulled over, looked at my thumb, and said, "Is this a joke?" I replied, "Well, my life is, so hop in!
The Left Thumb vs. Right Thumb Debate
A constant internal struggle for dominance.
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Tried to play rock-paper-scissors with my thumbs. Left thumb threw rock, right thumb threw scissors. Now they're not on speaking terms. I've got the most dysfunctional thumbs in town.
The Opposable Thumb Advocate
Tired of being the unsung hero of evolution.
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The thumb is the unsung hero of human evolution. I mean, if it weren't for my opposable thumb, I wouldn't be able to hold a pizza while binge-watching Netflix. Thank you, thumb, for your service.
The Thumb War Veteran
Battling PTSD from too many thumb wars.
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I went to a support group for thumb war veterans. The first rule of Thumb Club is you do not talk about Thumb Club. The second rule is, no sudden hand movements.
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