18 The Over Twenties Facebook Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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Why did the over twenties on Facebook join a gardening group? Because they wanted to 'plant' some solid friendships!
Why did the over twenties on Facebook turn into detectives? To uncover who unfollowed them without reason!
What do you call an over twenty on Facebook who tries to be a philosopher? A post-grad thinker!
What do you call an over twenty on Facebook who can't stop typing? An alphabet spammer!
What do over twenties on Facebook and ancient scrolls have in common? They both hold stories that seem never-ending!
What do over twenties on Facebook and newspapers have in common? They're both filled with old stories nobody remembers!
What's an over twenty's favorite section on Facebook? 'On This Day,' to reminisce about when life seemed simpler and notifications were fewer!
What do over twenties on Facebook and broken pencils have in common? They both can't erase the mistakes they've made in the past!

The Over-Twenties Tag

Getting tagged in photos on Facebook used to mean you were at the coolest party. Now, it means you're in a family reunion shot wearing matching t-shirts.

The Over-Twenties Likes

When you're over twenty, likes on Facebook mean something entirely different. It used to be about popularity; now, it's all about acknowledging your friend's new DIY project or their dog's latest trick.

Emoji Evolution

In my twenties, we had emojis like 😎 and 🍻. Now, it's all 👶 and 🏡. How did my Facebook turn into a virtual nursery?

Privacy Settings vs. Parenting

In my twenties, I'd adjust my Facebook privacy settings to keep my wild nights under wraps. Now, I adjust them to hide embarrassing toddler videos.

Social Media Time Capsule

The Over-Twenties Facebook is like a digital time capsule. One day you're posting about your first job; the next, you're asking for parenting advice and lawn care tips.

Time Flies on Facebook

I used to update my status every day in my twenties. Now, I update my age every year on my birthday, hoping people will forget the number.

The Unseen Invite

You know you're past your prime when the most exciting Facebook event you're invited to is a virtual wine tasting with your old college pals.

The Over-Twenties Facebook

You know you're old when your Facebook timeline goes from Who's that cute girl in my class? to Who's that cute baby in my feed?

The Nostalgic Scroll

Remember when Facebook was about college parties and late-night adventures? Now, it's just a timeline of friends' engagement rings and baby bumps.

The Digital Midlife Crisis

You know you're having a digital midlife crisis when your Facebook memories remind you more of your age than your accomplishments. Ten years ago, you were young and carefree. Thanks for the reminder, Facebook!

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