5 Jokes For The New Guy

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Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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The Overenthusiastic Intern

Trying too hard to impress
The new intern asked me if I had any tips for success. I said, "Sure, just work hard and stay humble." Now he's working so hard that his humility has its own cubicle.

The Tech-Challenged Colleague

Struggling with modern technology
The new guy asked if the office has Wi-Fi. When we said yes, he pulled out a fishing rod, thinking he could catch it. Maybe he's hoping for a big catch of high-speed internet.

The Social Media Savant

Oversharing on social media
The new guy asked me to follow him on all social media platforms. I did, and now I know more about his daily routine than my own. I guess I'll be watching his story instead of Netflix tonight.

The Confused Temp

Misunderstanding office jargon
Our new colleague took the phrase "get your ducks in a row" quite literally. Now, we have a line of rubber ducks on his desk, each with a different task written on it. At least his ducks are organized.

The Fashion-Forward Newbie

Dressing too casually for a formal workplace
The new guy insisted that his hoodie is formal wear because it has a zipper. I guess he's ready for any emergency meeting that might require a quick superhero transformation.

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