5 The Holidays That Will Crack You Up Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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The Foodie

The battle between indulging in holiday treats and maintaining a shred of dignity
I’ve accepted that my winter body is just my regular body with a layer of gingerbread and regret.

The Procrastinating Wrapping Enthusiast

Last-minute wrapping chaos meets perfectionist tendencies
There are two types of people during the holidays: those who wrap presents like Martha Stewart and those who wrap presents like a raccoon with thumbs. I'm the raccoon.

The Overzealous Decorator

Balancing holiday enthusiasm with neighborhood sanity
I love Christmas, but my neighbor's yard looks like Santa threw up a disco ball. You can see his house from the moon, but unfortunately, you can also see it from my bedroom.

The Family Reunion Enthusiast

Surviving the onslaught of questions from nosy relatives
Family gatherings are like a live Q&A session about my life, and the only thing I'm winning is the “Most Awkward Responses” award.

The Gift-Giving Guru

Finding the perfect gift without going bankrupt
The best part of Christmas shopping is watching my bank account slowly morph into a series of sad faces. Ho ho ho… help me.

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Ingenious take on office holiday parties. : )

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