18 The Holidays That Will Crack You Up Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosting!
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a little trim!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

Ah, New Year's resolutions... It's that time when we make promises to ourselves that we know we're gonna break by January 2nd. It's like a subscription to a gym we visit more on Google Maps than in real life!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

Ever tried assembling those 'easy-to-build' holiday decorations? They come with instructions that might as well be written in hieroglyphics! And just when you think you've got it, you end up with a reindeer that looks like it's had one too many eggnogs.

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

Ah, the joy of holiday traffic! It's like a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, it's parking spots, and instead of music, it's the sound of car horns. You've got a better chance of finding Santa hitchhiking than getting a spot close to the mall entrance!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

You know, the holidays are like that one uncle's jokes at Thanksgiving - you're not sure if they're gonna be hilarious or just crack you up in the worst way possible. It's a gamble!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

You know you're in trouble when you're assigned to cook the holiday meal. It's a battle between you, the recipe, and that smoke alarm that's overly enthusiastic about its job. Let's just say the fire department is on speed dial during those cooking sessions!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

You ever notice how quickly those holiday cookies disappear? It's like a magic trick! You put them on the table, blink twice, and poof! They're gone! It's the only time of year where cookies have teleportation powers.

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

Gift-wrapping should be an Olympic sport. Have you seen those people at the mall? They're wrapping gifts with the precision of a surgeon, while I'm over here struggling to cut a straight line with scissors that seem to have a mind of their own!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

The stress of holiday shopping is real, isn't it? I mean, I just bought a gift for someone I don't even like, and guess what? The wrapping paper tore! That's karma's way of saying, You should've re-gifted!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

Ah, family gatherings during the holidays... It's like a sitcom waiting to happen. You've got your overbearing aunt, your uncle with questionable dance moves, and grandpa telling stories from the stone age. It's the original reality TV show, folks!

The Holidays That Will Crack You Up

Let's talk about those ugly Christmas sweaters, shall we? They're like the fashion equivalent of a bad pun - they're so tacky, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see one!

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Ingenious take on office holiday parties. : )

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