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I was at a family reunion recently, and my little nephew proudly showed me he learned to count on his fingers. Cute, right? But then he hit me with the extended middle finger, and I realized he's not just good at counting; he's also a master of non-verbal communication.
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You ever accidentally flip someone off and then try to play it off like you're just stretching your fingers? It's like, "No, no, I wasn't expressing frustration; I was just doing some impromptu hand yoga.
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I always thought it's interesting that the middle finger is the rebel of the hand. The other fingers are all polite and well-behaved, and then there's the middle finger just standing there, proudly breaking all the social norms.
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I tried flipping someone off while wearing mittens the other day. It ended up looking like I was giving them the thumbs up in some bizarre hand puppet show. I guess winter is the season for passive-aggressive muppetry.
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You know, I've always found it fascinating how the "middle finger" is like the universal language of road rage. It's like, forget about Rosetta Stone, just hop on the highway during rush hour, and you'll become fluent in no time.
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Have you ever noticed that giving someone the finger has this magical power to instantly turn you into a traffic director? I'm like, "Oh, you want to merge? Well, here's my suggestion for where you can go!
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The middle finger is like the exclamation point of gestures. It's the punctuation mark you use when words just can't express your feelings adequately. It's the emoji for "I'm not mad; I'm just severely disappointed.
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I was at a concert, and the guy in front of me was blocking the view. I couldn't resist giving him the finger. He turned around, and we both started laughing. It turns out, we were just communicating in the international language of short people problems.
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The middle finger is like the superhero of gestures. It swoops in when all other forms of expression fail, ready to save the day with its bold and unapologetic statement. "Not all heroes wear capes; some just have one really rebellious finger.
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