5 Jokes For The Finger

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 28 2024

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The Mime's Perspective

Expressing without words and misinterpretation
It's tricky being a mime in a world where people see what they want to see. I tried to pantomime "peace and love," but the audience was convinced I was flipping them off for 10 straight minutes.

The Detective's Perspective

Investigating a potential crime or misunderstanding
My job is to find the truth, but sometimes the truth is just a poorly timed hand gesture. I once spent hours deciphering hand signals in a surveillance video, only to realize it was just a person trying to hail a cab.

The Politician's Perspective

Navigating public gestures and avoiding scandals
The other day, I was just trying to hail a cab, and someone took a picture thinking I was giving the finger to traffic. Now I'm known as the politician with road rage, when all I wanted was a ride to the office.

The Stand-Up Comedian's Perspective

Navigating the fine line between edgy and offensive
My grandma always said, "If you don't have anything nice to say, use your fingers." Well, Grandma, I tried that, and now I'm not invited to Thanksgiving anymore. Who knew a turkey could hold a grudge?

The Parent's Perspective

Dealing with a child's innocence and curiosity
I taught my son about counting using my fingers. Now, every time he wants something, he just starts counting on my fingers. I didn't sign up to be a human abacus.

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