6 The Elderly One Liners Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 27 2025

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I asked my grandpa how he's feeling. He said, 'I've got everything I need: My glasses, my hearing aid, and my dentures. I call it the 'holy trinity!
My grandpa said he only needs two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40!
I told my grandma she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I asked my grandma how she stays so fit. She said, 'I have a daily routine: get up, be amazing, go back to bed!
I asked my grandma if she ever tried to make a pencil. She said, 'No, I've never drawn one before!

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