bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
What did one piece of chalk say to the other? Stop drawing attention to yourself!
0
0
Why did the student bring a ladder to music class? To reach the high notes!
0
0
What's a computer's favorite subject? History, because it has a lot of cache!
Classroom Seating
0
0
Choosing a seat in a classroom is like picking a strategy for a battlefield. Do I sit in the front and risk getting called on, or do I go to the back and risk being labeled as a slacker? It's a decision that shapes the entire academic warzone.
The First Day
0
0
The first day of school is like going to a job interview every year. You wear your best outfit, try not to look too desperate, and hope that your résumé of I survived last year is enough to get you through.
The End of School Year
0
0
At the end of the school year, you're either celebrating your academic triumphs or desperately trying to remember where you left your dignity. It's a delicate balance between I aced that test and I hope no one notices my math book is missing the last 50 pages.
Teachers' Small Talk
0
0
Teachers always hit you with that small talk on the first day, asking about your summer adventures. I'm like, Well, I successfully binge-watched three seasons of a TV show in one sitting. Does that count as an adventure?
Homework Excuses
0
0
Teachers always want you to believe they're the CIA of homework tracking. I know when you did it, where you did it, and whether you used Wikipedia. Meanwhile, I'm just over here trying to remember where I put my backpack five minutes ago.
The Beginning of School
0
0
You know, the beginning of school is like a superhero origin story. You start with fresh notebooks and a backpack that hasn't been crushed by the weight of your academic expectations. But by the end of the semester, you're basically the superhero whose only power is procrastination.
Back-to-School Shopping
0
0
Back-to-school shopping is the only time parents become financial analysts. We can't afford that pack of fancy pencils; let's go for the generic ones and invest the difference in a college fund. I swear, my mom could give Warren Buffett a run for his money during August.
School Lunch Mysteries
0
0
School lunches are like a mystery box challenge on a cooking show. You open it, stare at the contents, and wonder, What culinary genius thought this combination was a good idea? Spoiler alert: there's no Gordon Ramsay in the school cafeteria.
The Pencil Conspiracy
0
0
You ever notice how pencils disappear faster than socks in a washing machine? It's like there's a secret society of pencils that hold meetings and plan their escape routes. By the end of the week, I'm left with one sad, chewed-up pencil wondering if it's next.
Post a Comment