7 The Beginning Of School Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 16 2025

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Blood type!

Why was the calendar always scared? Its days were numbered!

What's a plant's favorite subject? Photosynthesis!

What do you call a group of musical whales at school? An orca-stra!

Why was the math book sad on the first day of school? It had too many problems!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful student? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the backpack always get good grades? It was well-versed in all its subjects!

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