6 Jokes For Thanksgiving Dad

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Updated on: Jun 26 2025

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Thanksgiving wisdom from my dad: 'Leftovers are just pre-prepared meals for the rest of the week!
My dad's Thanksgiving blessing: 'May your pants be stretchier than your uncle's stories!
My dad's Thanksgiving mantra: 'Eat, drink, and cranberry – because life is gravy!
Thanksgiving tip from a dad: If the turkey is dry, just add a little gravy – it's the WD-40 of Thanksgiving!
My dad's Thanksgiving speech: 'I'm thankful for elastic waistbands – they've always had my backside!
My dad's Thanksgiving philosophy: 'I'm here for the pie – everything else is just a bonus!

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