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The Tech-Savvy Thanksgiving Dad
Balancing the urge to live-tweet the entire Thanksgiving dinner with the need to avoid being disowned by his family.
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My kids asked me to pass the gravy, and I replied, "Hold on, let me take a Boomerang of this first." Now every Thanksgiving, they expect a full social media production before they can eat.
The Dad Joke Thanksgiving Dad
Balancing between delivering cringe-worthy dad jokes and trying not to get banished from the dinner table.
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My wife told me to bring some good wine for Thanksgiving. I showed up with a bottle and said, "This wine's so good, it's been aging since last Thanksgiving. Just like my jokes!" She might reconsider that request next time.
The Overzealous Thanksgiving Dad
Trying to carve the perfect turkey while maintaining his dignity.
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I once carved the turkey in complete silence. My family asked, "Why so serious?" I replied, "I'm trying to carve out a masterpiece, not a Thanksgiving horror story!
The Thanksgiving Dad Chef
Trying to maintain control of the kitchen while avoiding the sabotage of well-intentioned family members.
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My wife suggested we try a vegan Thanksgiving this year. I laughed and said, "Sure, as long as we can call it 'Thanks-for-not-eating-turkey-giving.' Just don't ask me to cook Tofurkey—I have standards.
The DIY Thanksgiving Dad
Attempting ambitious DIY decorations while desperately trying not to superglue his fingers together.
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I thought I could master the art of napkin folding for Thanksgiving. Let's just say, my attempt at the "Turkey Origami" napkin fold looked more like a confused swan. The kids were convinced it was a new holiday tradition.
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