19 Texting For Your Boyfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 20 2025

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I texted my boyfriend, 'Are you made of copper and tellurium?' He replied, 'No, why?' I said, 'Because you're Cu-Te.
Why did the text message apply for a job? It wanted to work on its 'communication skills.
Why did the smartphone break up with its charger? It couldn't handle the constant attachment issues.
Why did the phone go to therapy? It had too many text issues with its boyfriend.
Why did the text message get a speeding ticket? It was too fast and furious in the relationship lane!
Why did the smartphone get a promotion? It had great texting skills – always sending 'best messages'!
Why did the text message go to the gym? It wanted to stay fit for its boyfriend – no typos allowed!
Why did the smartphone break up with its boyfriend? It found out he was two-timing with a landline!
Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn't handle the emotional baggage of its last breakup text.

The Modern-Day Shakespeare Act

Texting for your boyfriend feels like you're Shakespeare trying to decode the mysteries of a simple 'K.

The Auto-Correct Chronicles

Trying to text for my boyfriend, and auto-correct decided we were in a fight. Thanks, autocorrect, I was trying to keep it cool!

The Never-Ending Texting Marathon

I tried texting for my boyfriend once. Two hours later, I felt like I'd run a digital marathon, and all I got was an lol in response. Worth it?

The Hourglass of Patience

Texting for your boyfriend is a lesson in patience. I've waited so long for a reply; I think my patience is on its last grain of sand.

Siri, Take the Wheel!

Texting for your boyfriend is so exhausting; I'm considering letting Siri handle it. At least she gets me... most of the time.

The Emoji Interpretation Olympics

When you're texting for your boyfriend, you're not just deciphering words; you're unlocking the secret meanings of emojis. A winky face? Is that a promise or a threat?

Ghosting vs. the Great Debate

You ever think texting for your boyfriend is like a presidential debate? You're trying to answer for him, and he's just ghosting the entire conversation!

Lost in Textlation

Texting for your boyfriend is like navigating through a labyrinth with no exit. Babe, is 'whatever' good or bad? I need a sign!

The Trials and Tribulations of Texting for Your Boyfriend

You ever try texting for your boyfriend? It's like being a translator for an alien language, except the alien is still on planet Earth, ignoring your texts.

The Punctuation Dilemma

Why is Texting for your boyfriend so complicated? One misplaced period, and suddenly you're in a relationship crisis.

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