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There's a special kind of anxiety that comes with seeing those three dots dancing on the screen for too long. It's like waiting for a magician to reveal the trick, but instead, you get a text saying, "Never mind, it wasn't important.
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When your boyfriend texts, "I'll be there in five minutes," you have to mentally convert that to "I'll leave in ten minutes and stop for coffee on the way." It's the universal time dilation of relationships.
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You know you're in a serious relationship when the most frequently used word in your autocorrect is "babe." I don't even call my dog "babe" that often.
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Have you ever sent a sweet text, pouring your heart out, only to get a thumbs up emoji in return? That's not a response; that's a digital high-five. Thanks, babe, for the emotional support.
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Ever notice how "LOL" has evolved? It used to mean "laugh out loud," now it's more like "lots of love." And suddenly, your breakup text ends with "LOL, take care.
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The real test of a relationship is when you send a risky text and then throw your phone across the room, praying it all goes well. It's like playing relationship roulette.
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Why do we always assume the worst when someone doesn't reply immediately? "Oh, he's not texting back; he must be abducted by aliens." It's never, "Maybe he's just in the shower.
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When your boyfriend sends a one-word text, it's either a sign of true love or sheer laziness. "Love" or "K" - the eternal struggle for affection in the digital age.
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Nothing says love like arguing over which emoji accurately represents your relationship. Is it the heart eyes or the crying-laughing face? Decisions, decisions.
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