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Why did the terminator start a landscaping business? It wanted to mow down the competition!
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The terminator tried to apply for a job at the bakery. It wanted to be a bread-terminator!
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Why did the terminator start a cooking show? It wanted to show off its killer recipes!
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Why did the terminator start a gardening club? It had a green thumb... and a metal one too!
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Why did the terminator apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a 'roll' model!
Terminator's Music Career
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The Terminator is starting a band. They're called Metal Mayhem. Their hit single? I'll Be Bach – it's a killer symphony.
Terminator's Fashion Advice
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I asked the Terminator for fashion advice. He said, Black leather never goes out of style. Oh, and always accessorize with a shotgun.
Terminator's Tech Support
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Called tech support the other day, and I swear the Terminator answered. I said, My computer's acting up. He goes, Have you tried terminating and restarting it?
Terminator at the Drive-Thru
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Imagine the Terminator at a drive-thru. I'll have a burger, fries, and a large coke. And then he adds, Hold the human emotions.
Terminator's Online Dating Profile
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I saw the Terminator on a dating app the other day. His bio said, Looking for someone who can handle my killer personality... literally.
Terminator's Stand-Up Comedy Debut
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So, the Terminator decided to try stand-up comedy. He walks up to the mic and goes, Why did the robot cross the road? To terminate the chicken.
Terminator's Gym Routine
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I heard the Terminator started hitting the gym. He doesn't lift weights; he lifts cars. He's on that I'll be bulk program.
The Terminator's Household Chores
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Have you ever wondered what the Terminator does on his day off? I mean, picture him doing regular stuff like vacuuming. I'll be back... after I've cleaned the living room.
Terminator's Gardening Tips
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The Terminator decided to take up gardening. His advice? If your plants don't grow, terminate them and get new ones. No room for weaklings in my garden.
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