5 Jokes For Terminator

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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Terminator in a Job Interview

Applying for a regular, non-threatening job
The interviewer asked if the Terminator had any weaknesses. He replied, "Water. I heard it's bad for my circuits, but I'm working on it – I've upgraded to waterproof oil.

Terminator Family Reunion

Dealing with the dysfunctional Terminator family
The Terminator family album is just pictures of metal faces with the caption, "Smile.exe not found.

Terminator Therapist

Trying to counsel robots with emotional issues
My friend tried to cheer up the Terminator in therapy. He said, "Come on, don't be so hard on yourself. It's not like you have a heart of gold, it's more like a heart of steel!

Terminator Dating Advice

Giving dating advice to fellow robots
The Terminator's dating tip: "If you want to impress a robot, bring flowers – preferably the ones with USB ports.

Terminator at a Comedy Club

Trying to understand human humor
The Terminator tried stand-up comedy, but his punchlines were too literal. He said, "Why did the robot go to school? To improve its AI, obviously!

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