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Terminator in a Job Interview
Applying for a regular, non-threatening job
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The interviewer asked if the Terminator had any weaknesses. He replied, "Water. I heard it's bad for my circuits, but I'm working on it – I've upgraded to waterproof oil.
Terminator Family Reunion
Dealing with the dysfunctional Terminator family
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The Terminator family album is just pictures of metal faces with the caption, "Smile.exe not found.
Terminator Therapist
Trying to counsel robots with emotional issues
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My friend tried to cheer up the Terminator in therapy. He said, "Come on, don't be so hard on yourself. It's not like you have a heart of gold, it's more like a heart of steel!
Terminator Dating Advice
Giving dating advice to fellow robots
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The Terminator's dating tip: "If you want to impress a robot, bring flowers – preferably the ones with USB ports.
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