21 Jokes About Teen Agers

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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Did you hear about the vegetable that teenagers adore? It's called 'Brocc-oldest.
What do you call a teenager who loves to make bread? A gluten-free spirit!
Why did the teenager bring a mirror to the party? Because they wanted to reflect on things!
What do you call a teenager who loves astronomy? A space enthusiast!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like a teenager!
Did you hear about the teenager who slept under their bed? They wanted to be a little boulder!
Why did the teenager sit on the clock during the exam? To buy themselves some time!
What's a teenager's favorite dessert? In-tart-ainment!
Why did the teenager bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the teenager bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
Why did the teenager bring a pencil to bed? To draw their dreams!

Teen Agers

Teenagers have this unique ability to find their way around any new app within seconds. Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to figure out how to set up the voicemail on my phone.

Teen Agers

You know, they say teenagers are at that age where they know everything. I asked my teenager if they knew the secret to life. They confidently said, It's WiFi, Dad. Everything else is just extra data.

Teen Agers

Teenagers are like human mood swings. One minute they're all lovey-dovey, the next they're giving you the silent treatment. It's like living with a moody cat, but with more eye-rolling.

Teen Agers

I asked my teenager to do the dishes. They looked at me and said, Sure, I'll add it to my to-do list. I didn't even know teenagers had to-do lists. I thought that was just for organized people.

Teen Agers

Teenagers and technology – it's like peanut butter and jelly. Except instead of spreading it on bread, they're spreading it all over the living room while FaceTiming with three different friends and playing Fortnite simultaneously.

Teen Agers

Teenagers think they're invincible. I told my teenager to be careful crossing the street, and they looked at me like I suggested they ride a unicorn to school. Dad, I got this. I have reflexes like a cat. Yeah, a cat with a smartphone.

Teen Agers

Teenagers have a language of their own. I overheard my teenager talking to their friend, and I swear it was like they were speaking in emojis. I had to Google half of what they said just to understand it.

Teen Agers

Teenagers are the only people who can look at a room filled with clothes, shoes, and gadgets and declare, I have nothing to wear! It's a special talent, really.

Teen Agers

Teenagers have this incredible ability to sleep for 12 hours straight on the weekend, but when it comes to waking up for school on a weekday, they suddenly become Olympic-level snooze button athletes.

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Teenagers and cleaning their rooms – it's a mythical quest. I walked into my teenager's room and found a sock on the doorknob. I thought they were trying to send a signal. Turns out, it was just lost in the laundry shuffle.

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