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I asked a teenager what they wanted to be when they grow up, and they said, "Paid." Fair enough. I wish I had that level of financial clarity when I was their age.
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Teenagers have this incredible ability to sleep through anything. I could launch fireworks in their room, and they'd just mumble something about a noisy dream.
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Teenagers and their obsession with sleep is impressive. They can sleep for 12 hours straight on a weekend but act like you're torturing them if you wake them up before noon.
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You know you're dealing with a teenager when their idea of a deep conversation is arguing about the best flavor of energy drink. Seriously, I didn't realize citrus punch could be so philosophical.
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Teenagers are the only group of people who can simultaneously believe they know everything and nothing at all. It's like living with tiny, overconfident philosophers.
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Have you ever tried talking to a teenager about the 'good old days' when smartphones had buttons, and you had to press them three times to get the letter 'C'? They look at you like you just described the Dark Ages.
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Teenagers and cats have a lot in common. They both give you that look of disdain, and if you ask them what they're up to, the answer is usually just a nonchalant stretch.
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I tried explaining to a teenager that back in my day, we had to wait for our favorite songs to come on the radio to record them. They stared at me like I was a time traveler from a prehistoric jukebox era.
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Teenagers have this amazing skill of turning any room into a black hole for snacks. You could stock a pantry like you're preparing for the apocalypse, and within 24 hours, it looks like a snack tornado hit.
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