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The Clueless Substitute
Trying to navigate through unfamiliar lesson plans
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I had to cover a math class, and the lesson plan had all these Xs and Ys. I asked the students if they knew what the X and Y stood for. One kid said, 'X is the ex we're trying to forget, and Y is why we hate math.'
The Overenthusiastic Teacher
Trying to engage uninterested students
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I tried to incorporate music into my lessons to connect with the kids. I played Beethoven, and one student asked, 'Is this the guy who made the remix of Despacito?' I guess Beethoven wasn't as hip as I thought.
The Tech-Savvy Teacher
Navigating the generation gap in a technology-driven classroom
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I asked a student to put their phones away during the lecture. The kid looked at me and said, 'What is this, the Stone Age?' I felt like a dinosaur trying to teach about fossils.
The Strict Teacher
Dealing with a class of unruly students
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I caught a student passing notes in class. I confiscated it and read, 'Mrs. Johnson is so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.' I gave him an A for creativity and deducted one for accuracy.
The Veteran Teacher
Balancing wisdom with the desire to retire
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I've been teaching for decades. When I started, my students' parents were my classmates. Now, their grandparents are my students. It's like a full-circle experience, or as I like to call it, 'The Circle of Homework.'
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