6 Jokes For Tank

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Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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Why did the tank start a band? It wanted to create explosive music!
Why did the tank become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to 'armor' the audience with laughter!
What did the tank say to the car? 'You drive me round and round, but I'm still the heavy one in town!
Why did the tank bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
What's a tank's favorite type of movie? Anything with a good 'tank twist'!
How does a tank apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry, let's bury the hatchet!

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