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Fish Tank Woes
The struggles of maintaining a fish tank and the unexpected challenges that come with being a fish parent.
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Trying to clean my fish tank is like going to war with algae. It's like, "I just want a crystal-clear view of my fish, not an underwater forest!
Fish Tank vs. Gas Tank
The confusion that arises when someone asks you to fill up the tank, and you're not sure if they mean the car or the fish tank.
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My girlfriend told me to make sure the tank is full for our weekend getaway. I was so proud, thinking she meant the car. Turns out, she was talking about her Betta fish, Mr. Bubbles.
Fitness Tanking
When you decide to start working out, but your motivation tanks faster than your energy level.
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I asked my personal trainer if there's a shortcut to getting in shape. He looked at me and said, "Yeah, it's called genetics. Too bad you're not related to The Rock.
Tank in a Relationship
When your partner says you need to talk about the "tank" in your relationship, and you're not sure if they mean the emotional distance or the fact that you forgot to fill up the gas tank.
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I tried to spice things up in my relationship by taking my partner to a military-themed restaurant. Turns out, when they said "tank," they weren't talking about the decor.
Job Interview Tanked
When you go to a job interview and realize that your knowledge tank on the company is emptier than you thought.
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The interviewer asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I said, "Hopefully not in another job interview asking the same question.
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